Just to see if there is anyone here who isn't a little bit weird. Sign on even if it is only a teeny tiny bit weird. (Dammit I used to know how to spell weird and I couldn't edit it in the title)

I'll go first.... you can also say why you are weird, that should entertain all of us a little, I would think. I wear panties, and women's nightgowns. (Because I LIKE them, so there.)

 

I wouldn't call myself weird, but I'm definitely my own person. I've never been a follower, and I march to the beat of my own drummer. People either like me dislike me, I have a very positive attitude...I enjoy living, and each and every day!!! The sun is always shining in my world!!! Life is great, and I enjoy it!!!

 

I like to think of myself as weird. I like the strangest types of movies, and like Stephen King book. I can get obsessed over things easily. I have so many different dimensions to my personality! A lot of them, most people don't even know about!

 

I know I'm weird. I've never had an orgasm!

And I have strange compulsions with foods. I have to cut waffles on the lines. I have to eat fruit loops according to color......there are many more but lets not give away all my secrets.

 

I turn my fireboots upside down after every call and on my helmet I have the names of my most favorite people written in fancy cursive....only 2 names on it so far lol

 

I sleep with my eyes open, lace my boots right over left, (strings must be the same length), and say my signature in to the mirror every mornin'.

 

I`m A Freak!

Ok,I get addicted to just about everything I do. I`ve been down the drug-drinking road,I`ve struggled with sex,gambling,overspending and relationship addiction. It even flowed over to weightlifting. I have a pretty decent body from it,so its not all bad. I constantly seek balance,and I`m in a couple of different 12 step programs. My house stays clean to the point it would pass any military inspection. However I dont see myself as all that weird,cause I honestly address these issues daily. And I do like looking at naked people everyday! Ps, I would like to help snoochies with that orgasm thing!

 

Thanks for the offer, James. But the BF and I are currently working on that. It's a team effort. If things don't work out I'll let you know.

 

"You might as well face it, you're addicted to love." Robert Palmer song

 

Snoochies, you and Dragonfly sound like you're a wee bit OCD.

Beyond that though, I'm not really sure what the OP would define as weird. Is it weird that after a hard days work I like to come home and soak my feet in a tub of room temperature thousand island salad dressing? Or that when I masturbate to asian porn I have to have an odd number of lights on in the house? I can't see how that would be weird, just the little things that make me me.

-S-

 

I don't like odd numbered anything, I forgot about that one!!! I hate someone touching the top of my glass when serving me a drink or water....I won't drink out of it if they do that!!!

 

Thought of something (the other stuff I made up, incase it wasn't obvious). I won't drink after anyone I'm not sleeping with. I've given away drinks on several occasions after someone drank out of them. Even family members. Just freaks me out.

-S-

 

Yeah....but I only have OCD when it comes to food. There are SEVERAL of these weird compulsions but they're ALL food related. Like when I eat a KitKat I have to eat all the chocolate from around the sides first then I eat each layer of waffer seperately. Or Hostess cupcakes-I bite the bottom off, and then lick out all the stuffing then I eat my way up to the frosting, and then I eat each side of the frosting saving the curley cue for last. There are dozens of these and they're ALL food related. If someone comes and eats half of my kitkat or cupcake (or cuts off a piece of my waffle on the diagonal) I can't eat it. It totally ruins it for me. I think that classifies me as weird. My boyfriend even exploits it if I've been rotten or if it's the last of something. He knows if he violates one of those rules he'll have it all to himself.

 

Well, what's weird nowadays?

What I thought of as weird when I was younger I now find normal. Society's accepting more and mdore things nowaays. For some things that's a good thing, for some it's not.

Now, I not weird, just being myself. The thing people notice the most (and gets me in the most trouble) is my directness (for lack of a better word). What I think, I say. Some people can't stand that, mostly because I can backup the things I say with pretty good arguments.

Furthermore, I've been a professional drunk from 16 till when I was about 20. Furthermore I'm addicted to porn

 

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Jim, what's your point?

 

"Like when I eat a KitKat I have to eat all the chocolate from around the sides first then I eat each layer of waffer seperately. Or Hostess cupcakes-I bite the bottom off, and then lick out all the stuffing then I eat my way up to the frosting, and then I eat each side of the frosting saving the curley cue for last. There are dozens of these and they're ALL food related. If someone comes and eats half of my kitkat or cupcake (or cuts off a piece of my waffle on the diagonal) I can't eat it. It totally ruins it for me."

Hey, you just don't mess with a woman's KitKat!!! I do that too, Snoochies...eat all the chocolate off first from the sides and then eat the layers individually! They're my favorites!

 

momma always told me . . .

weird is as weird does.

 

Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one. I stopped eating them in public b/c I get so many looks. They just taste better that way.