Dirty taints. Filthy pussies. Swamp ass.

Inspired by my friend @CFH3ll

Why? Why the hell? Wash that thing. Or do you like it? Is it a "thing" for you? Have you ever called someone out for needing to wash their no no places? Any funny or gross stories?

 

The first time i ever touched a pussy it was from a girl a few years older than me. She drove i did not at the time. We went parking at the local park about 9 o'clock pm we made out heavly until i put my hands down here pants. I remember feeling how wet and creamy her pussy was and just thinking to myself damn id like to get my cock wet. Anyway so as im playing in her pussy i notice security guard driving up in his golf cart. I quickly get myself together and as she rolls her window down i rest my arm on the passenger side window. I notice a strong odor coming from my hand as the officer asks what are we doing...curious i put my finger right to my nose. And omfg it was truly disgusting...i choked up because the smell was that bad. My boner quickly turned to angel hair pasta. Took me along time to realize not all woman stink however certain odors do turn me on even if they arent so pleasant. Unfortunately not her...

 

Hahahahaha bleh gross

 

all these years later and i can still smell it, it was that bad.

 

Quit you're going to make me puke lol

 

Some people like that nasty shit too. Throw up on the cawk and bawlz

 

I know. I've heard stories from a friend. Her husband ended up loving when she did it on accident one time and now he's into it. *shudder*

 

Gives new meaning to head cheese

 

I'm on my way to eat lunch... thanks for the images.

 

Just tell them no cheese

 

Never washed.... I like the smell..... Good or dirty ..... everyone choicr

 

One prostitute told me a story. She was with a guy and he was so stinking that she decided that she couldnt make with him. So she told him that she got no condom with her, and it aint no way to happen. No problem he said went to trash bin took out used condom and went to rinse it. Poor she threw up.

 

I wish I had something for you........well, kinda.

 

A friend of mine when we were young spend a night with a girl we were all in a same house. And in the morning when we met in the kitchen his face was all greesed in blood. She had her red days and didnt tell him. Not that he kissed her pussy but his hand after caresin her pussy put to his face.We all loughed 4 couples.

 

Note to self : Would be a good idea not to eat while reading these comments.....

 

Yeah three day chees taste bad

 

3 day old blue cheese Thats been left in hot car....with the widows up when the temp goes up to the mid 80s calling men ladies sorry doc but i been crazy....oops my bad!

 

No no bro chees that have been left in pussy

 

I was shaving my girlfriends pussy and I was getting so turned on watching that little bald pussy "cum" to life but then she face farted me!

 

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