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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    I deleted an app on my phone and now since all my apps shifted I can’t find anything.
     
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  2. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Capability builds confidence, and confidence is sexy.

    Learn to do shit for yourself, and for others. It’s like catnip.
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      I'm not capable of being confident. I need help. :D
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Feb 14, 2020
  3. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    So sit back relax new jacks get smacked
    It's Snoop Doggy Dogg I'm at the top of the stack
    I don't lack for a second, and I'm still checkin'
    The dopest motherfucker that ya hearin' on the record
    It's me, ya see, S-N-double-O-P
    D-O-double-G-why, the D-O-double-G
    I'm fly as a falcon, soarin' through the sky
    And I'm high till I dizzie, rizzide
    So check it, I get busy, I make your head dizzy
    25 years on and snoop still says the sickest shit
     
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      I can't read it. The colour messes with my eyes
       
      1 Toy Maker, Feb 16, 2020
  4. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    I've just realised I have an unmentioned (well I've not seen it) kink and am wondering whether to own up to it!
     
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      Well it could, depends if you'd want to do it to me.
       
      Anniemated, Feb 14, 2020
    3. Geminpa
      Well now you must tell us!
       
      Geminpa, Feb 15, 2020
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    4. Anniemated
      I'm thinking about and if I can face the fallout lol
       
      Anniemated, Feb 15, 2020
    5. deleted user 555 768
      If you cant say it, I'm not sure I wanna do it....forget it, I pass
       
      deleted user 555 768, Feb 15, 2020
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    6. Anniemated
      Sorry but Daddy says not to..........not because it's gross or that unusual but because there are haters on here who can't help themselves hating, and his job is to protect me.
       
      Anniemated, Feb 15, 2020
  5. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Why did I just so happen to wear a red shirt today when I purposely painted my toes the opposite of red as a passive aggressive protest against Vday?:facepalm:
     
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      Nothing. I’d prefer it.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 16, 2020
  6. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    The soundtrack to beetlejuice is so banging
    Harry belafonte you rock
     
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  7. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I had to pick up a bday card for my kid to give to his friend so I chose one with poop on it. Because that’s what boys like :rolleyes:
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Eeekkk poop
       
      dirtyjedi, Feb 14, 2020
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    2. deleted user 555 768
      Poop,... is this the same kid whose dating that girl?
       
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    3. Cherrypop
      Yup! It’s a weird and wonderful age lol. He just had his first kiss!
       
      Cherrypop, Feb 14, 2020
    4. deleted user 555 768
      Boys always gunna laugh at poop cards,... but not around his girl ;)
       
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  8. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    How does any guy think “holla at a white boy” is a good pick up line? :O_o:
     
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    1. deegenerate
      I know exactly who you are talking about. He posts that on my pictures sometimes. lol
       
      deegenerate, Feb 14, 2020
    2. deleted user 555 768
      I dont know any guys who do think that...must be a kid thing
       
      deleted user 555 768, Feb 14, 2020
    3. submissively speaking
      Does it to me, too. :laugh:
       
    4. StrawberryCupcake
      :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 15, 2020
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    5. Bron Zeage
      Challah is a white bread.
       
      Bron Zeage, Feb 15, 2020
  9. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Whoever can invent a special mask to wear at the gym to filter out people’s fart smells will make millions. :depressed:
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      Farts also, sweaty body odor isnt enough, ...another reason not to go...I'd cringe!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Feb 14, 2020
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    2. Ed Itor
      Use nose filters and get a bum silencer so that no one hears you fart.
       
      Ed Itor, Feb 16, 2020
  10. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Why are Bucks and Jay Birds naked?
     
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    2. deegenerate
      According to the Merriam Webster dictionary: We define both buck naked and butt naked as “completely naked,” and give each as a synonym of the other in the definition. Butt naked is considerably newer, however; our earliest evidence of it is from the late 1960s, and the word did not gain much currency until the 1970s
       
      deegenerate, Feb 15, 2020
    3. deleted user 555 768
      Thanks Dee
       
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    4. Anniemated
      That's all very well but still doesn't answer the question as to how they became naked in the first place! Saying that I have since read that Jay bird comes from Jail Bird/J-Bird, when a new inmate was stripped naked of his own clothes and had to walk the length of the prison naked, before he could put on his prison garb.
       
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    5. deegenerate
      According to:
      https://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/61/messages/530.html
      The word "buck" referrs to a male native american indian. The phrase "buck naked" comes from the fact that back in the early days (pre 1900) male indians would be seen riding their horses to a river or stream to bathe or do what ever, and would be totally naked on the horse. White people would see them and thus the phrase "Buck naked" was born.
       
      deegenerate, Feb 15, 2020
    6. Anniemated
      Super! Now we've all learnt something today and from a porn site! Who would have thunk it? :)
       
      Anniemated, Feb 15, 2020
  11. Wazzaox

    Wazzaox horny

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    Just finished a 12 hour sleep, may need to go back there
     
  12. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    How much time do you spend looking in a mirror? If you saw your identical twin you didn't know coming towards you, would you recognise yourself?
     
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  13. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    I rarely think the end of a movie is well done. It usually feels like well folks it’s been a couple hours so l guess we need to wrap this up. What movies do you think had well written endings?
     
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      Gone with the Wind
       
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    3. Rexxracerr
      Vanishing point. 1971
       
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    4. deleted user 555 768
      Planet of the Apes best ending ever!
       
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    5. deleted user 555 768
      This should have been its own thread
       
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    6. Ed Itor
      Make it so!
       
      Ed Itor, Feb 16, 2020
  14. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I hate when I post in reply instead of comment. *sigh*
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Makes you look like shooter. :laugh:
       
  15. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Stanley’s fucking about with the format and it’s throwing me off. :laugh:
     
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      [​IMG]
       
      CS natureboy, Feb 16, 2020
  16. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Are shoulder pads coming back?
     
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    2. SoutheastUSofA
      With today's fashion all the guys will be wearing shoulder pads. ......
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Feb 15, 2020
    3. Sweetpassion
      I always cut those ugly things when they were a thing.
       
      Sweetpassion, Feb 15, 2020
    4. submissively speaking
      I always think of Grace Jones when I think of shoulder pads.

      She was a badass.
       
    5. Sweetpassion
      Yes!! She had shoulder pads on point!! Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Feb 15, 2020
    6. deleted user 555 768
      When I think of shoulder pads, which isnt often


      [​IMG]
       
      deleted user 555 768, Feb 16, 2020
  17. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    How big is a centipede's brain? How do they recognise other centipedes?
     
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      Smell, have you ever smelled a centipede, very recognizable
       
      deleted user 555 768, Feb 15, 2020
    2. SoutheastUSofA
      My random thought of the day.

      Why does Shy Guy run around smelling centipedes
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Feb 15, 2020
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      I was a curious kid :bookworm: :laugh:
       
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    4. Ed Itor
      And to expand upon that why their feet & did he spread their little legs to smell their feet?
       
      Ed Itor, Feb 16, 2020
  18. naztypanty

    naztypanty Porn Star

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    This year I will plant cherry tomatoes in my garden... they are better than large tomatoes because when the birds or caterpillars get some there's plenty for me, too.
     
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  19. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Have you ever had a dream found yourself standing in some sort of sun god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Why am I the only one who has that dream??
     
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    1. Anniemated
      You're a pickle plucker or a gherkin jerk?
       
      Anniemated, Feb 15, 2020
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    2. Ed Itor
      Were you gherkin your pickle?
       
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  20. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    I'm workin' on bein a Gherkin jerk for sure
     
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    1. Anniemated
      You should learn not to quote yourself too lol
       
      Anniemated, Feb 15, 2020
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